This Talking Tables Light Up Ghost Necklace promises to 'spook-ify your outfit', which is corporate marketing speak for turning you into a walking, battery powered Halloween fairy light.
It features four tiny, slightly startled looking ghosts strung along a wire, ready to illuminate your collarbones with high voltage festive cheer. Is it subtle? Absolutely not. Is it a triumph of understated elegance? Not even remotely. But if your goal is to be instantly spotted in a dimly lit pub or to convince small children you’re possessing actual paranormal powers, this little plastic trinket will do the job nicely.
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Delivered in eco-friendly packaging