When the 3 PM spreadsheets hit and that passive aggressive email pushes you right over the pasture, do not flip your desk: milk your stress away instead.
The Office Udder is the wonderfully ridiculous, squishy desk companion designed to bring some cheeky farmyard relief to the daily 9-to-5 grind.
Fitted with a handy suction base, it sticks firmly under your desk, straight onto your monitor, or right next to your lukewarm cuppa, ready for a therapeutic yank or squeeze whenever work gets thoroughly out of hand.
An udderly brilliant Secret Santa gift or cheeky stocking filler that is guaranteed to raise a titter by the water cooler.
Dimensions: 8cm x 7.5cm x 7.5cm
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Delivered in eco-friendly packaging